I’ll be doing *everything*…in SILENCE! I’m loving all the summer quality time, but I’d be lying if I haven’t thought about the days when all the kids will be in school and my house will be clean for at least 6 hours/day. But Im sure one day I’ll be crying about this, wishing I could have them back! #sahm #momlife #sahmlife
Sometimes the algorithm takes me to the creepy domestic underbelly of the internet. As I crawl my way out in my vegetable dress, I’ve created a few rules for my protection👇🏽 SAHM Content Creator Rules of Protection: 1. Do not marry a jerk (ngl it may be too late 4 u) 2. Remember: your kids are not that funny or cute, but you are! 3. Do not anger, define, tease, or question the tradwives. And please no kink shaming or else prepare for a stale sourdough loaf to the head. Yes, thankfully I have a hard head. Yes, I had to google what a day collar was.
Replying to @Maria_se.fue I don’t clean my house for MY SPOUSE. I still have so much to learn as a domestic professional, and lots of people title their job differently. But I’m committed to learning and developing these skills—a life long journey. Developing these skills doesn’t depend on me wearing pants vs dresses. I didn’t become a SAHM because I believe it was my righteous calling as a woman—I did it because it was financially possible and something I wanted to do. This work is hard, valuable, fulfilling, and effortFULL.
Hours of hard work down the drain!!!! WHERES THE SATISFACTION?! #carpetcleaner #tineco #sahm #cleanwithme #satisfyingcarpetclean #cleaningroutine #cleaning
This is LITERALLY (I actually mean literally) my self-care. It’s not an ad!!! And no I don’t clean my toilet in these be so fr #nuuy @nuuly@Free People @FARM Rio #nuulyhaul #grwm #mididress #OOTD
When it’s 90 degrees before 10am, we can have limbers for breakfast 😤 and a pool party in our pajamas! School starts in two weeks. I’m so sad 😔 #limberdecoco #boricua #puertorico #sahm #sahmlife #Recipe #limber
A clean home is not a sign that I’m doing this job *well*—it just means that my pretty dress is probably stained with boobsweat bc it’s 90 degrees and maybe I should invest in some work clothes but that’s not FUN and anyways I deserve this cold coffee whether my floors are clean or not. Please let my 374928392 grey hairs serve as a sign that striving for a perfectly clean house doesn’t get you a stress free life. It just makes you… Tired. Anyways I’m in my domestic chaos era so buckle tf up.
#stitch with @Rosa Picosa at Home 💕 #greenscreen I’ve been wanting to admit this for a long time #disneycruise #familyvacations #beachtrip #disneycruisereview #sahm #vacationvlog
Mr. Picosa’s entire family has better taste than this 😭 I have brought same upon my lineage. (Well technically only 1/2 of my lineage) And yet.. I will not change my ways, the @Pace Salsa stays and so do the microwave nachos. Buen Provecho! #latinamom #boricua #salsa #apologyvideo #sahm #cookwithme #easysnack