AlysonStoner

We're back! A new season of @Phineas and Ferb premieres on @Disney Channel on June 5th.

Go Team Blue!

I respond to them all 🤷🏻

Ngl figuring out how to do this challenge was pretty satisfying

Prepping for Dancing With the Stars season 6,138. 🙏🏼🌟 (Playin w moves from @Kayla Brenda from @STEEZY Studio on YouTube! 🥰)

Plot twist: I'm still sleep deprived. 🧐

If you watch closely enough, you can see my dignity leave my body.

We cut all the rugs at @Pixi Beauty So fun dancing with you, Dalton and Colleen!! Also, I’m so grateful to have learned all of your make-up and skincare tips so I can be prepared for all the press coming up for the book. 🥹🥹🥹 Promise to double cleanse and moisturize!

Audiobook recording session now in progress 🥲 link in bye-o to order my memoir 🩵 @Macmillan Audio @St. Martin’s Press #semiwelladjusted

Best guess gets pinned 👇🏻 I DARE you to guess what “Stabby Barf Pain” is about…. Creation by @Dan Povenmire @Olivia Olson + Baraka May

Count me in for anything that gets my hands dirty and doesn’t require me to look presentable. See: seed extraction for the local land trust. 🌻

Isabella is backkkkkk 🎀 🥹 for an all new season of Phineas and Ferb, premiering June 5th! @Phineas and Ferb @Disney Channel @Disney+

Movement that feels good in/to/for your body, no pressure. 🩵 How to join 💁🏻⬇️ Community Class Details 🙋🏻‍♀️ @alysonstoner 🗓️ March 11 @ 5p PT/8p ET 📍 Zoom Recorded to watch later ✨ No dance or fitness experience required! ✨ Variations provided for different ranges of mobility and energy. Choose what aligns with your needs and preferences—whether seated, standing, slower, faster, pausing, pushing. Sign Up in my Bio: 🌞 Single Class Pass: $7.99 Or, 🌞 Get 1 month access to all of our classes and content: $9.99. (Free 7-day trial.) Come join for some feel-good movement to survive march despite literally everything. Bring a friend. 👀🥰

But Sadness and I will touch base tomorrow morning

Oh, the places we went. ❤️

confession: this was 99% bedhead after the previous night’s event and 1% slicking the sides with body lotion, but somehow I think it’s the coolest my hair has ever looked…?? Why/how/I’lltakeit.

Just 1,000s of photos of book excerpts or audiobook time stamps that I believe I’ll return to… someday… for some reason…

Speaker Line-Up + Details 🔥⬇️ ✨ Sign up in my bio and spread the word! ✨ March 25 @ 9a PT/12p RT (Recorded + 🧏🏽 ASL) Child rights advocates, policy experts, digital safety specialists, and child performers are sharing an urgent call to end the exploitation of children on social media. Learn about the issue and actionable ways to support real change! Be a cool kid and register. 😎

PHINALLY! Summer belongs to you (again!) New Season premieres June 5 on @DisneyChannel, and next day on @DisneyPlus! #PhineasAndFerb #DisneyChannel #DisneyPlus @disneytva

I watch them behind my eyelids at least thrice weekly. Hbu?